Monday, December 21, 2009

Worst Baby Names of 2009

I think I've mentioned here before that we are keeping baby Dallas' name top secret until she is born. It all started because Dirk didn't want us to announce her name right away, then when he started telling people that we weren't telling anyone he saw that it either bothered people (in a good way) or made people want to know even more. So now we're keeping it top secret until she's born (sorry Alyssa).

To help keep you occupied until baby Dallas is born, or at least for the next 2 minutes here are some of the worst celebrity baby names of 2009, collected by

Sparrow James Midnight Madden was welcomed into the world by his sister Harlow Winter Kate Madden and parents Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

M.I.A. and Benjamin Bronfman named their baby Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman.

And the name that I think is just the worst of all belongs to the precious baby girl of Jools and Jamie Oliver; Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver. Now any of those names on their own is not horrible but all together??? Jamie musta' been cooking with too much wine the night they named her.

If you'd like to read the rest of the Bump's choices for the worst baby names of 2009 just click here.


  1. Babies are always cute so do not go with the name. But it is true that this name could be his future where people with go after that name. So we should be very careful before giving him a perfect name.

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