"Daddy, no hold Mommy's hand" "No, go potty!" "I do it! I do it! I do it!" These are just a few of the phrases we hear almost every day. Makenzie is absolutely going through the terrible twos, but the hilarious thing is that she totally knows it. Here are two hilarious conversations we've had with her.
The other night we were going up the stairs to give Makenzie a bath and she was whining.
Dirk: Makenzie are you supposed to be whining?
Makenzie: No. I drama
Yep, kiddo, you are most definitely drama!
Then today she wanted me to make some popcorn for her afternoon snack. I told her I needed to finish the task I was completing and would make it in a few minutes. About 30 seconds later she's whining...
Me: Makenzie, are you whining? Are you supposed to be whining?
Makenzie: No, I faking.
Me: You're faking?
Makenzie: Yeah, I not whining I faking.
Well kid, you just established that you are in fact drama and you are able to turn the waterworks on whenever you want, to "fake it." What am I going to do with this kid? So funny!